Noooooooo! Not VD, again?!?

Ugh! Valentine’s Day.

Here it is again.

I will keep this as brief as I can.

This day fills me with memories of disappointment and feelings of insignificance. It just reminds me that I don’t have a man in my life that’s going to take me out for a romantic dinner, or buy me chocolates & flowers this year (or last year either for that matter).

So I’m doing my homework for the Valentine’s Days to come and planning accordingly. Perhaps I see things a bit skewed, but I hate giving sappy gifts and receiving them is even more uncomfortable for me.

So, I found this and when you look at it this way, maybe, just maybe the holiday could be more …ummm… fulfilling, for everyone involved: Steak and BJ Day

Happy Valentine’s Day and Happy Steak & BJ Day everybody! 😉

*UPDATE* February 14, 2007:

I am pleased to report that not only do I have a date for Valentine’s Day … it’s a date with 2 gorgeous men to boot. Yes, you read right: Two of them! At the same time! I can’t wait to see what they have hidden up their sleeves. Teeheehee! Happy Valentines Day!!! Love, relentless

12 responses to “Noooooooo! Not VD, again?!?”

Robbie

March 1, 2007 at 5:17 pm

In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….

It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!

For more information about this wonderful holiday, make sure to visit: http://www.steakandbj.com

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Dayton aka Vizzini

February 17, 2007 at 3:35 am

Here it is 5:25 A.M. and I was going to bed 2.5 hours ago! I wish your syntax and conjugation was worse so I could have gone to bed. You are a compelling read, (not meaning to trivialize your pain…). I wish I could have been there for you, even if you don’t know me. Emotional pain is the one thing in life we all share. There is no growth without it. If ya happen to see me out there on the net, say “Hi”. I’m not your run-of-the-mill goober.

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r e l e n t l e s s

February 15, 2007 at 9:06 am

I know Coon. You’ve always shown me what good standards you have. I appreciate that quality in you. 🙂
Hugs & Kisses,
r e l e n t l e s s

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Patric aka Racoon

February 15, 2007 at 5:03 am

I hope u see in my comment Relent that I only wished u a happy valentine…nothing about sex in my comment and there will be none, though I’m not “one of the guys”. In this case it means that I have a great respect for women in general and u in particular

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Phil

February 14, 2007 at 5:08 pm

Awesome relentless…have a wonderful time..I wish I were one of the 2…xoxoxox

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r e l e n t l e s s

February 14, 2007 at 4:11 pm

HA! Who said I was gonna have sex with them?

My mother’s theory proven yet again!
“All men wanna do is FUCK!”

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SlowMoney

February 14, 2007 at 4:08 pm

Let Us All Know How The VD Sex Went!

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drdecimal

February 13, 2007 at 12:36 pm

Now that sounds like a good idea to me. I mean that would be one popular holiday. And for the record, I like my steak very rare and my BJ very well done!

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urael

February 13, 2007 at 10:41 am

Uuch, Valentines Day. Scourge of the Single person. Steak and BJ day sounds better, but it’s still no picnic if you’ve no partner (Damn my inflexible spine..!). In response to the schmaltz, I plan on killing anyone I see spreading the Valentines’ meme; given a few years, I think I can have it destroyed. Wish me luck.

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Sir on the EC (Alex)

February 13, 2007 at 7:04 am

when are you calling me .. or should I hold my breath

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Phil

February 13, 2007 at 1:17 am

Ya I have always hated VD…no matter what, I could never meet the expectations of my partner for that day..it didn’t help that my ex was also born on that day, and it was our wedding anniversary….how did I ever agree to a triple whammie….believe me I have paid the price over the years….now I am free…perhaps someday I will understand the reason for this day…how ironic, a barbed-wire heart…that says it all….hope you have a wonderful day relentless in spite of it all…

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Patric aka Racoon

February 12, 2007 at 11:07 pm

Happy Valentine’s day to you Relent!

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